1:50 Mika tells the “rough” tale of an “slim, pretty junior from the University of Pennsylvania” who happened to be alone at 11pm on a weeknight after work. Uh-Oh. I know where this is going. She didn’t have boyfriend (gasp!) and tragically texted her regular hook-up. “They watched a little TV, had sex, and then WENT TO SLEEP,” Mika reads in a sombre tone.
Educated women having consensual sex on a weeknight? Who do they think they are? Ally McBeal?
2:30 The truth finally comes out. Women are apparently “too busy” to have boyfriends. Why aren’t they dropping everything to look for a man already? What are they so busy with anyways? Their goals and ambitions?